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We clean yours like it's ours

Bespoke Cleaning Services

About Dirty Cows

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We Clean Yours Like It’s Ours



What we do

Dirty Cows is a modern, forward thinking, professional cleaning company that delivers bespoke, high-end cleaning and housekeeping services to our valued domestic and residential clients throughout the Surrey area. We provide three different types of cleaning service which we tailor to suit each individual client’s personal cleaning requirements. We are well known for our regular weekly/fortnightly and professional housekeeping and cleaning services but Dirty Cows is also the pioneer of the ‘Gift Package Clean’ and have spent many years crafting a unique selection of gift cleaning services for a range of special occasions and celebrations.

How we do it

Dirty Cows is a professional company and not an agency which finds self-employed cleaners work and we do not franchise out our cleaning services. These are very important distinctions to make when considering the right cleaning service for your home. As a company with over 10 years of professional experience, we know that there is nothing more important to a successful business than the quality of its service and the calibre of its employees. At Dirty Cows we know the only way to ensure the quality of each and every clean we deliver is to attract, fully employ and retain precisely the right people. We take a great deal of time, care and attention to ensure that all of our employees meet with our exacting company standards and to assure our clients that all Dirty Cows employees are comprehensively referenced, police-checked, extensively trained, insured and contractually obligated to clean to our trademark high standards. Our employees are as important as our clients and attracting the right people to our team is absolutely key to our success. Being a progressive employer is one of our primary and most valued company ethics, we recognise and reward the outstanding work and dedication of our employees and provide motivation and incentives for all of our team members. The dominant driving force behind Dirty Cows is to be the very best service provider in the UK domestic cleaning and housekeeping market and we have been instrumental in driving standards and expectations up and eliminating the notion that cleaning for a living is an easy, low status, poorly paid, dead-end occupation that anyone can do.We are very proud to be the first cleaning company to offer our employees and their dependent children private healthcare and amazing company perks and privileges.

Dirty Cows Ltd is very proud to be a finalist at the National Business Awards for ‘Employer of the Year ‘

Dirty Cows is very proud to be selected as one of only 10 finalists at the Lloyds National Business Awards for ‘Employer of the Year’. We have worked very hard to raise the standards and expectations for both our employees and our clients within the domestic cleaning industry, and we are very pleased to receive national recognition for this.

Dirty Cows Copyright

We feel it is always prudent to politely inform all visitors to our website about our copyright stipulations. Please be aware that Dirty Cows ltd is a registered company trademark and is protected by law. Our copyright protects our company name, company strap line, company image and cow-print trademark. It extensively protects our website content, products and all images, logos, photographs and text contained within it. Dirty Cows Ltd do not allow copy or duplication of any part of our website or products without obtaining full and express written permission from our marketing team. Please be aware that any images not originated by our company have been approved and licenced specifically for use on our website and neither Dirty Cows Ltd nor the third party licensee give permission for their duplication from our site. If you have a press or advertising enquiry and would like permission to use any of our company images, products or services online or in another publication please contact us at info@dirtycows.uk.com and we will be very happy to advise.

A Polite Notice To Competing Cleaning Companies Regarding Trademark and Passing -off Infringement.

Out of professional courtesy to competing cleaning companies and agencies we would like to inform all other businesses, new or otherwise, when visiting our website that we take Copyright, Trademark and Passing-off Infringement very seriously and will take legal action in every instance where trademark infringement and passing off has occurred. If you are setting up a new cleaning business or are re-branding an existing one and are visiting our site with the intention of replicating any part of our business brand, products, services, name, strapline, images, cow-print or association with any of the aforementioned then you will be in direct breach of copyright and may also be liable for trademark and passing off infringement. As a director of a new business it is your responsibility to check trademark directories and ensure that you are aware of copyright and trademark laws. Please be aware that when naming and branding your business that choosing a name that is similar to Dirty Cows or relating to cows in any way (within the cleaning industry) will expose you to passing off and trademark infringement . Whilst we are flattered that you hold our cleaning services in high regard, we would encourage originality and branding your own company with a unique name that cannot in any way be confused or misconstrued with Dirty Cows. We have worked very hard to raise standards within the cleaning industry and have received national recognition for this and we will not tolerate any dilution of our company name, image or branding in any instance.

Our Gift & Package Cleaning Services


The Dirty Cows Classic Spring Clean

Our Bespoke Gift and Package Cleaning Services 

Dirty Cows have pioneered the ‘Gift Package Clean’ and crafted a unique selection of gift cleans for a range of celebrations and special occasions. Taking away the chore of cleaning makes a unique and thoughtful gift for friends and relatives,  or even yourself. Give someone a well-deserved treat on a certain special occasion.

From Father’s Day to Mother’s Day, New Babies, Weddings and all the parties in between, we have gift cleaning packages for a range of celebrations and special occasions, browse our four different categories to find the right one for you.

Special Occasions  & Celebrations. 


The Dirty Cows Classics.


A Sense of Humour.



All of our Dirty Cows gift packages include:

A personal cleaning consultation, where you will be invited to be as fussy and particular about the details of your clean as you fancy. Your consultation will be booked in and carried out prior to the chosen cleaning date and will take place with the recipient at the property in question.

An individually tailored cleaning programme that meets precisely with your cleaning requirements and specified selected cleaning products and solutions for precious and delicate surfaces.

A specified number of hours of careful and attentive cleaning carried out by our professional package cleaning teams, who are of course all; fully employed, professionally trained, comprehensively insured, extensively vetted and who have earned their elevated position and outstanding reputation as a member of our specialist package cleaning teams.

All quality cleaning products and equipment is included and it would be our pleasure to cater for an eco friendly clean should this be your wish.   The choice and use of our delectable selection of seasonal ‘Jo Malone’ and ‘The White Company’ room scents and living colognes. If you are a regular package cleaning customer we like to make a note of your favourites.

Your chosen gift clean certificate and note card for your personal message housed in our trademark black and white cow-print gift box, lined with scented tissue paper and hand tied with gross-grain ribbon.

And to finish off every package clean, a complimentary beautiful hand-tied bouquet of seasonal flowers crafted by our favourite florist.

Your gift package clean includes recorded delivery (via Royal Mail ) to your address or you can choose for your package clean to be sent directly to the recipient of your gift. Please allow up to 48 hours for delivery for all weekday orders.   All of our package cleans are carried out by a minimum of two Dirty Cows exceptional package cleaners, depending on the size and detail of your home and they will complete the clean in half the amount of hours stated on each gift certificate, taking up less of your valuable time.   Additional hours can be purchased at a discounted set hourly rate of £25 per hour plus VAT, per pair of package cleaners. This can be arranged and discussed during your package clean consultation should this be required.

All gift cleaning certificates are valid for 12 months and must be booked in prior to their expiry date. All instructions on how your recipient can book in their gift clean can be found on the reverse of the gift certificate. Please note that our package cleans are very popular and if the recipient of the purchased clean desires a specific date for their clean to take place then booking in and planning ahead early is absolutely essential. Please allow a minimum of 6 weeks notice to avoid disappointment for specific dates.

All Prices are exclusive of VAT.

Examples of Our Work

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